always assume conspiracy

21, introverted, right-brained, dreamer. I'm searching after my G-d with my whole being, with no intentions of turning back.

May 13, 2012 3:36 pm
"You’re weird. But most of the time I like that about you."

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Gem to me
May 11, 2012 10:53 am
"I wish I were less absent-minded when thoughtful."

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Me (via memoriesinhtml)
May 8, 2012 9:49 pm

Dear Thomas Edison State College…

So, if all my school stuff goes through, then I took my final final today.

pleaseohpleaseohplease

May 4, 2012 1:04 pm
May 3, 2012 9:41 am

BRICKER HOUSEHOLD CAT LOG

Last spring: One. Female. Rarely leaves the front porch and generally ignored. Total count: 1

Last summer:100% population growth. Add stray female, named Mama Kitty. Total count: 2

Last fall: 150% population growth. Add three kittens, Sergeant Alexander Tibbs, Figaro, and Ivanhoe, collectively called Berlioz or the Berliozes. Total count: 5

April: 100% population growth. Mama Kitty round 2. Add five kittens, only one named so far, Trebuchet. Total count: 10

May (last night): 50% population growth. Ivanhoe (yeah it’s a girl… I named that one) adds her batch. Add five kittens. Total count: 15

Trebuchet

newborn

…someone please do something….

EDIT: There are apparently 6 new kittens, bringing us to 16 total.

May 2, 2012 4:15 pm

back then

when we always played Mafia

      or live games of Zelda

when everyone used Myspace and Xanga

      everyone except me

when the point of email was to fill out those surveys we sent to each other

      the ones that asked all the same questions all the time

when all the boys wore Axe

      and the girls liked it, until they couldn’t breathe 

      then they didn’t like it

when everyone listened to Relient K

      and the Caedmon’s Call concert was a big deal

when we hung out at the park

      and only went to Starbucks once a year

when everyone quoted from Emperor’s New Groove

      and everyone actually knew what it was

when face paint was really cool

      and sidewalk chalk

it wasn’t really that long ago

and it doesn’t matter

that’s just the way it was back then

3:52 pm

I know I haven’t been blogging much. I’m working on some posts. For real. 

If you could look at our calendar from March and April, and see everything that is on it for May already, you would understand.

Lemme get through the next few days. I’ll get back to you after that. Hopefully.

April 27, 2012 10:50 am

Our text conversations are so deep... #onlyifIwerewearingaparachute

  • Alisa: I would like someone to give me a hotel.
  • Me: Yeah, but then you have to take care of it. Upkeep and all that.
  • Alisa: Nope. I'd hire people. Or else keep it to myself and make it mansion-like.
  • Me: That's what I mean. It may be free at first, but then you have to pay out a lot of money. Either for staff or maintenance or water and electric.
  • Alisa: But see, it would come with an inheritance, because I was the only friend of a lonely and consequently rich old woman.
  • Me: It's sad how riches tend to make people old and lonely before their time. But don't worry, I won't let that happen to you. I'll buy you a puppy and then go on a search for the fountain of youth. Then we can be rich and young together.
  • Alisa: That sounds good. But not a little yappy dog. Some puppy that will grow up gian and roam the hotel.
  • Me: Yes. And I'll train it to push the elevator buttons before I go.
April 25, 2012 10:05 am
psych-facts: Source FaceBook for More Facts!  Hmm… I’m considering trying this.

psych-facts:

Source

FaceBook for More Facts! 

Hmm… I’m considering trying this.

April 23, 2012 4:16 pm
I don’t remember if I ever showed this to you guys. A friend of mine (and actually a Verity graduate) drew this when I first started tweeting about becoming a villain. This was his image for me. Not bad, not bad.

I don’t remember if I ever showed this to you guys. A friend of mine (and actually a Verity graduate) drew this when I first started tweeting about becoming a villain. This was his image for me. Not bad, not bad.